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Editorial - 30 June 2003
Life always has surprises up it's sleeve. Last saturday
Tsjerno crawled through the proverbial eye of a needle
after a dive that went incredibly wrong. Hitting the bottom with his head left him temporarily
paralyzed. Thanks to the quick response of some bystanders, the excellent help of the para-medics,
ambulance-workers and doctors operating on him, it'll all be nothing more than a bad memory in a
few weeks. Off course we're all glad he's still around. Sure makes you wonder how fleeting things
can be ...
Song of the week : "Electronic Spaceboy" Bolchi
Oldie of the week : "Find My Baby" Moby
Last seen movie : "Titan
A.E." : Above average animated movie from the Don Bluth Studios - for once it ain't
Disney. Matt Damon voices a young survivor some fifteens years after earth blew up - attacked
by aliens. The remaining humans became drifters - some of them searching for the Titan - a
ship with the quality to terraform a new planet, a new earth. Being built by his father,
Matt's character is forced to participate in the search when the alien race finally catch up
with him and try to kill him.
The film has some nice scenes, drawn both by hand and computer - creating amazing depth
and effects. Too bad they don't always serve the greater good : the storyline. A lengthy
build-up is let down by a twist turn that's both obvious and poorly done thus unbelievable.
Too bad, still worth a viewing or two ...
"Princess" : comments
are being written
"Escape From New
York" : Classic John Carpenter scifi from the early eighties starring Kurt
Russel as Snake Plissken. Has a huge cult-following, spawned a sequel (Escape From LA) more
than a decade later, stars numerous famous people including Donald Pleasance, Eli Wallach
and Isaac Hayes ... sounds more than ok, but after viewing it I wasn't impressed. Sure, it
fills up the evening, but it's hardly memorable ... for scifi or Carpenter fans a must.
Others could find it enjoyable.
Doing this week : Enduring the rain after weeks of sun I guess.
Editorial - 26 June 2003
Finally got around to take some pictures from the "old and trusty
one" in some nice sunshiny weather. Can't have rain on these photographs, can we ? Below
is a side-frontal view of my car on the parkinglot of the garage. It still drives, when
you jumpstart it, but after 19 years, he earned the rest.

Audi 80 (modelyear 1984)
Editorial - 23 June 2003
Elischka got me a very early birthday present : the new Metallica
cd+dvd "St. Anger". It all sounds like the early days, playing in the garage with heavier
equipment (more bass) and less technical baggage (no more long and extreme solos). So far I
can only criticise them on one thing : some songs have way to many different riffs, coupled
together with breaks. Not always easy ... sometimes even sounds like mistakes ... weird.
Since I'm trying to get used to the new Metallica sound, I'm not listening to anything
else. So there will be no weeksongs.
Song of the week : -----
Oldie of the week : -----
Last seen movie : "
All Quiet On The Western Front (1979)" : remake of the classic world war I movie
about life in the trenches with Ernest Borgnine. Shows the bitter side of war from the
perspective of the "evil germans" : the fear, the annoyment, uselessness and
total randomness. Could've made a bigger impact with a more coherent storyline and better
directing : the movie seems to go nowhere, jumping from scene to scene - but maybe that's
just what it's all about ? And off course my expectations may have been to high for this one.
"Wild Wild West" :
comments are being written
"Velocity Trap" :
Exactly as I expected : just plain awful - glad I only borrowed it. Movies
like should have warning stickers as seen on biochemical waste-barrels..
"Cherry Falls" :
As if "teenhorror" isn't worse enough these days, this movie comes loaded with a twist :
in contrast with the usual theme "stay clear from sex and survive the killer", this time
you die if you're still a virgin ! Sounds great on paper, until you read it twice. So go
back a sentence or two and reread it ... sounds silly the second time, not ? The movie is
as silly as it sounds. If you have seen "Scream" or "Tell Me What I Think You're Thinking
I Did Last Spring When The Flowers Blossomed As Heavy As My Bra", you have seen all that
needs to be seen of "Cherry Falls". Silly, silly, silly.
Doing this week : Some more visits to garages and banks and doing the previously
mentioned testdrive. Maybe even two ...
Editorial - 18 June 2003
Since there have been some requests for a picture of my "old and
trusty" car, I searched the net for something like it. I don't have a picture of my own
car at the moment and I can't take one either since it's stored at the garage until it's
taken away ... I plan on taking some however, just don't know when that'll be yet.

Audi 80 (modelyear 1984)
Editorial - 17 June 2003
Today's my dad's birthday - that means I'm halfway through my
family : my mom, dad and sister all have their birthday in the same month. Each one
seperated by 11 days. Used to be funny when my sister and me were still in school
since both my parents work in schools too. Three birthdays during the final exams.
Song of the week : "St. Anger" Metallica
Oldie of the week : "Andres" L7
Last seen movie : "
Any Way The Wind Blows" : for once it's really worth it spending your money
on a belgian movie. Sure there have been good ones in the past (like "Le Fils", "Manneken
Pis", "Le Huitième Jour" ...), but not one like this one. Until now they all had coherent
storylines with stories that were good or appealing to people. This movie is the first
good one without a real story, without a big ending ... just slices of an ordinary day
for a lot of people ... I like those kind of stories : interlocking the lives of people
who didn't know eachother in the beginning and who hardly know eachother at the end. It
was about time we got some of that over here - jolting the movie-industry. Hopefully this
will be as big as dEUS was for our rock-industry, 'cause frankly, whether you like that
band or not, they sure cleared the path for a big boom of new bands.
As usual Ellen won free tickets for the avant-première a few days ago so we got a short
introduction from Tom Barman himself answering questions from a Studio Brussel presenter.
Summarised it's a movie about a lot of people on a friday in Antwerp. Some very funny
scenes, after two or three minutes you're used to the accents and the music is spot on.
Writing this a few days later I can't remember any scene that was too long. It's probably
no masterpiece but very good nonetheless. Absolutely worth checking it if you want to see
something else than movies with jokes about genitalia or movies with big explosions. Great
work Tom.
"The Matrix Reloaded" :
being a big fan of the first one, I had my hopes up high. Knowing that
usually ruins the experience I lowered them a few notches. i'm glad I did.
Not that it was a bad movie - far from it, but there are some truly
cringeworthy scenes that bring back memories of the lovescenes in Star
Wars II. Why can't writer/directors of intelligent sci-fi movies with a
philosophical theme write one damn love-scene. Some sweet words, a few
glances of the eyes, a smile ... that's all it takes. But no ... here we
have to endure a sex-scene (I use the term loosely) intertwined with the
final remains of the human race dancing to some dumb techno music
somewhere deep inside mother earth ?! Stupid and way too long. Some of the
truly amazing fight-scenes are also too long. And yes, I can still see
what's computer-generated and what's real. I don't care what the designers
say, I'm sure most of you can see it too. Which sane human brain will
believe a flying Neo is real ? Humans aren't that easily kid. Unless off
corse, we really live in a matrix - but that's anohter discussion. Which
brings us to the best point of the whole movie : there's somewhat of a
surprise twist a little before the end which enhances the greatness of the
whole matrix-idea ... Can't tell you though, that would spoil it. Go see.
Doing this week : Negotiating a nice percentage for a car-loan, new insurance,
testdriving "the wanted one", choosing color and options ... quite heavy actually when
you have to pay it all yourself ... probably a lot more fun when it's a company car
which you can return after a few years ... less worrying whether you'll truly like it
or not.
Editorial - 10 June 2003
Starting week three without a car and it's going quite well.
First of all thanks to Worf who is kind enough to pick me up every morning so I can
kick back and relax in his A4 whilst chatting away with my usual nonsense. Furthermore
thanks to nearby foodstores which salvage me from having to walk to the nearest Carrefour
which I frequented (bi-)weekly for the necessary supplies. Although those walks could
give me the time to quietly ponder over the pros and cons of the cars I'm considering,
I wouldn't want to do the walk back with three or four bags filled with groceries and
a six-pack of Spa bottles. Would you ?
Song of the week : "Summer's Here" Magnus
Oldie of the week : "Mr. Brownstone" Guns 'n Roses
Last seen movie : "
X-Men 2" : okay, this one ends with a shocker but as this is a universe of
supermen and -women, your never know what will happen in the third movie which will
obviously be put in production given the succes of this one. I like the X-Men, as a
kid the comics were hard to get, so when there was one available I was occupied for
the rest of the afternoon or evening. Needless to say I was glad the came to the big
screen. And with director Bryan Singer behind the wheel nothing could go wrong. Maybe
one thing though : the first one was too damn short ! Number two is almost three
quarters of an hour longer : more than two hours of fun and thrills. Sometimes darker
(we learn more about the experiments on Wolverine), sometimes sadder (the ending which
I will not spoil), sometimes with more action (kung-fu fighting scenes in the beginning,
the middle and the end) ... the obvious "bigger and better" adaggio most sequels get.
Be happy it works here. Go see, buy the upcoming DVD and wait for number three !
(that's three rhymes in one sentence for ya)
"Yamakasi" :
slightly boring french Luc Besson style film about a group of urban climbers. A group
of young men climbing buildings, running away from cops ... It had to have some sort
of story in order to justify the - granted - nice action-scenes, but a kid with a
heart-problem, imitating it's idols, whom - remorsefully - steal money to pay for the
kid's new heart ? Oh brother ... watch it if you really really really liked "Taxi",
let it rest otherwise.
"Black Cat, White
Cat" : in June it's free movies time. Three times a week there's a
terrace-viewing of a movie ranging from "The Shining" via "The Wiz" to "Exotica". I
didn't know anything about this movie from Emir Kusturica, but went along anyway.
Could be good, not ? And it was or wasn't ... hard to decide. It's supposed to be a
very funny movie about gypsies and gangsters and a wedding forced upon two of them,
but I hardly had to laugh. I smiled a bit and it was ok I guess, but not at all what
I expected. Some people even fell asleep. Probably something for the more experienced
alternative movie-goers who like Dogme95, the french nouvelle vague and long movies
without dialogue situated in chinese mountainvillages ... or if you like people falling
in the toilet ... that was one scene which I didn't find funny at all and probably got
the most laughs ... Go figure ...
Doing this week : Last week I finally caught up on the movie-reviews. Can't let
that go to waste so now there's time to work a bit on the redesign again. Hope you're
not too curious about that. I know I'm promising it for almost a year now, but you've
got to know I'm extremely precise about it ... it has to be spot on or I'll dump the
design and start again - something I did a few times over the last year. It'll only
make the site if I'm totally convinced about it myself. Don't care what the others say.
So for now I'll have to use this crappy look ...
Editorial - 3 June 2003
I'm getting ready for another busy week. I've got an appointment
with a notary (some familystuff), go to the barber, sit through a yearly meeting about
the status of the building where we have an appartment (costs 2002, scheduled costs 2003),
check some car-dealerships on friday, two meetings at work and I was asked to sit in a
commission reviewing the results of students "commercial webcontentmanagement" - something
I did last year too.
Song of the week : "Catch Up To My Step" Junkie XL
Oldie of the week : -----
Last seen movie : "
What Lies Beneath" : As could be expected from Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer
there's some decent acting in this movie. Nothing remarkable, just the straightforward stuff
from professionals. Too bad they both have too familiar faces (something even Tom Cruise has
a hard time making you forget). The same can be said from the director Bob "Back To The
Future / Forrest Gump" Zemeckis : the guy knows how to put an entertaining commercial movie
together, but he ain't Hitchcock - to whom this movie is obviously an hommage. If it weren't
a bit slow in the beginning, had less obvious plottwists and if they had ditched the useless
supernatural theme, this could have been a nice suspense thriller. Now it's only basic
sunday-afternoon viewing material.
Doing this week : After enjoying 4 free days of excellent sunrays, it's back
to the reality of work. Sitting in closed rooms without much direct sunlight and an
old airco ... Still, could be worse. I could be living in Texas for instance.
darkman says sleep tight
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