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| Editorial - 29 December 2001
A special update : I'm sick. What a way to end the year - especially when you're having a holiday. So don't expect too many updates until next year (hey, only a few days away). Last thing to mention before I hit the couch again : I've bought some stuff from the late speech-products-wizards LHSP. Their entire computerstuff is up for auction. I've managed to get hold of a nice 20" Sony Trinitron screen (with the accompaning Compaq Deskpro piece of crap) for my brother-in-law and a nice no-name PIII-600 (64 Mb ram) computer with 17" screen for my parents. That's already a tremendous upgrade from their six years old P150, but to my great surprise the box contained a dual PIII800 with 256 Mb ram. The two processors alone are worth more than what I paid for it. Extra funny is the fact that it really was one of their servers because upon booting I got the WinNT4 Server loginscreen. Guess I'll have to look for that admin-pwd-reset floppy again ;-) Editorial - 17 December 2001 Two weeks no update ? Sure ! Why not ? I didn't have anything important to say so I kept my mouth shut.
Ain't that sweet ? Although I did have a revelation. I've seen the light ! Hallelujah ! Praise th lord, people. Does anybody
of you know why the BMW-driver behind me was honking his horn because I was standing still in order to turn left when all the
incoming cars had passed ? No ? Anyone ? Nope, because they're stupid doesn't count. It's a good one, but it's not what I was
looking for. Anyone ? Come on, it's easy ... because he doesn't understand the meaning of my brakelights and those little orange
flashing lights on the left side of my car. Those lights are optional on BMW's so why would he know why they're there for ?
Applying the brakes, slowing down, signaling to the left, turn the car slightly, stop, await your turn through incoming traffic
... that's just too hard for them to understand. They can only grasp the world-famous extension of the middle finger. Editorial - 3 December 2001 Mercedes drivers suck. They get into their tank and think they own the road. Stupid dumbshit goddamn
motherfuckers (and that's an Offspring qoute). Had myself yet another run in with some dumb ass in a green - for cryin out
loud : green ?! - Merc. He cut me off at an intersection when he suddenly realised he had to go right when he was going left.
He ignored the lines on the road, cut me off and then hit the brakes, causing me to almost hit him. Thank you God for giving
Audi excellent quality brakes. Crazy old me flashed my lights at him and
the annoying part is he had the nerve to harrass me at the next red lights standing in front of me in the lane to the left.
Waving his hands and shit, making gestures. I had the incredible urge to smash his phoney white teeth out -
actually I don't know whether they were white or yellow from smoking, couldn't see from that distance - but then again,
I get that urge a lot sometimes so I really don't take any notice of it. It's like turning on the radio when you get in the
car alone. Some kind of instinct. So I ingnored him and promised myself again I'd never buy a Mercedes. Hell, most of 'em are
ugly anywayz ... (this rant brought to you in association with Audi - nice German automobiles) darkman says sleep tight |